So yesterday… want to hear about my day? Tough, I’m talking about it anyway.
I wake up at my usual time (6:30am) to get ShortBus’ offspring ready for school. I do my normal morning routine and then I get to the teeth brushing part of the expedition: grab my toothbrush, add a lil toothpaste, turn on my toothbrush… turn on my toothbrush…. turn ON my toothbrush… Turn. On. My. Toothbrush…. turnonmytoothbrush… look at toothbrush & flip the switch repeatedly like a crazy OCD person… it’s not turning on.
So I decide to go on a battery hunt. Junk drawer: No. Kitchen drawer: No. Bathroom drawers: No. Remote control: (thinks) Nah, I have shows I gotta catch p on the dvr later. Car: No. ANYPLACE batteries can hide: No.
So what’s the obvious thing to do? Yup, go to the supermarket. I got rice, eggs, culantro, a piece of chocolate for the road & Sazon. Get home, unload my groceries, go upstairs to brush my teeth, grab my toothbrush, add a lil toothpaste, turn on my toothbrush…
I proceed to then open the part where the batteries are stored on my toothbrush, move them around, put them back, close the compartment, give the toothbrush one last shake, and turn on my toothbrush…. it really isn’t turning on.
So after lots of pondering (and realizing it is now 11:30 and I still haven’t had breakfast) and searching… ok…. ransacking my house for two AA batteries I decide to do what no human should EVER be forced to do: I brushed my teeth with a regular toothbrush. No human should ever have to succumb to this. This is so inhumane. The horror.
Fast forward to the next morning:
I wake up at my usual time (6:30am) to get ShortBus’ offspring ready for school. I do my normal morning routine and then I get to the teeth brushing part of the expedition: grab my toothbrush, add a lil toothpaste, turn on my toothbrush… turn on my toothbrush…
“Ever spent years mapping out what your direction is?/
Then life shakes you and does what Etch-A-Sketchers did?/
I’m trying to piece together whatever is left of this/
Desperate for the recipe, but hey…I’m blessed to live/”
- Lyrics by La Guardia. Copyright 2011
HAPPY MONDAY HUMANS! It’s your best friend La Guardia here to tell you that Devin Arne’s “Kaleidoscope” will be available for view tomorrow 9.20.11 on itunes (and other online stores)!!!
Here’s one of the singles, just in case you forgot.
Today is my bro’s bday, so I made him a card!
Enjoy your day bro! I look forward to celebrating many, many, many more…and creating many, many, many more cards.
Now for the rest of you, my best friends. Aside from LG World I’m also collabing on projects with nearby planets. One such project will be launching next Monday Sept 12th!
Click the picture for more info on this campaign / soundtrack / stage show. We’ll be launching the website and our first music video from the soundtrack entitled “Mars & Venus”. I’ll be featuring the video right here next Monday. You’ll be seeing a different side of me on that day. What side? You’ll just have to wait and see (madness WILL be involved).
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