From the monthly archives: November 2011

Hope you enjoyed your weekend. As you can see, I enjoyed mine…and yours.

 

In honor of Thanksgiving Day, ShortBus decided to do her own version of Man vs Food….

It didn’t end well…

Volcanoes don’t even spew that much…

Obama has declared it a state of emergency.

Come check out La Guardia World on Monday. Clean up on aisle 4 should be done by then.

 

I could tell y’all I’m afraid of nothing, but unfortunately nothing actually exists.

What are YOU afraid of?

 

to be continued…

 

 

Check out one of the episodes from the “Ladies and Gentlemen” soundtrack presented by the Sexes Campaign: Battle of the Sexes. Carmen Skyy and I were dealing with some…issues.

Listen to/download the FREE soundtrack to see where things started and where they’ll end – HERE. (share it too!)

 

So today, is 11.11.11… what does this MEAN!?!?!?!?! Well… according to Wikiliesdia, it means Delete. Case in point:

See? I do not lie. So…. what does this really MEAN!?!?!?!?! It can mean a few things. Here are my hypothesiseses (<--- cue grammar nazis worldwide gasping)

1. Delete a friend on facebook day.

B. Delete all the info on your hard drive.

3. Delete your My____ page. (what is this?? 2005??)

D. Delete that pic you uploaded last night… (you really shouldn’t be taking pics when you’re drunk… not everyone wants to see you whispering eye… ijs)

5. (My bet’s on this one) It’s the end of the world. ‘What?’ you say? Yes. Today… is the EEEEEEND!!!!!! Today we get deleted. Today at 11:11 (am or pm is still up in the air) The Bill Gateses of the nerd world figured out a way to get rid of us dummies. They’ve been waiting since 1679 (binary codes’ birth) for this day to come.

How will they get rid of us? Take a gander here. The Bill Gateses of the nerd world will set their players on repeat and watch as the world goes slowly mad and implode on themselves. I see you don’t believe me, well if it weren’t true then why is this one of the verses:

“Say, we can go where we want to
A place where they will never find
And we can act like we come from out of this world
Leave the real one far behind”

AH!!! You knew it all along! Know you see it! So whenever you hear this playing, run! I mean, running won’t do you any good, but run anyways.

And remember, S…A….F…E…T…Y…

 

Who are you?

Who am I?

Who are they?

Who are we?

Who does this belong to?

Who did that?

Who told you?

Who?

WHO!?

WHOOOOOOOO!?

WHOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOOOOOOO NUKKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!?!?!?!?!?!

Hootie Who.

 

 

(snap, snap, snap, snap…oh snap)

 

 
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